white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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