Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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