its not stalking. its research.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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