just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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