Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
