its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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