What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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