You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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