The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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