i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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