scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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