Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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