I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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