I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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