dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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