you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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