he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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