Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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