did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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