i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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