Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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