i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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