Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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