I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize