You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she peed on how many people?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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