Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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