I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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