highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
two words...techno handjob
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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