Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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