Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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