I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
