I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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