I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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