Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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