nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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