Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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