Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Randomize
