That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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