Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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