I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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