if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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