I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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