I wish life had little blips of pornography
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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