You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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