Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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