You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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