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  (812): View more from Indiana

  her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.

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  (812): her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time. http://tfl.nu/kowe
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  (210): View more from Texas

  Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.

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  (210): Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two. http://tfl.nu/86sn
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook

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  (614): I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook http://tfl.nu/grvu
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  (808): View more from Hawaii

  I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself

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  (808): I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself http://tfl.nu/wwe7
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  (915): View more from Texas

  I told you I was good to drive

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  dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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  (915): I told you I was good to drive (1-915): dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate http://tfl.nu/7qaj
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  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house

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  (931): I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house http://tfl.nu/8rln
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  (914): View more from New York

  This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.

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  (914): This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive. http://tfl.nu/c66s
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  (716): View more from New York

  I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am

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  (716): I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am http://tfl.nu/oz9f
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.

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  (218): Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life. http://tfl.nu/7bi7
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..

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  (615): Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away.. http://tfl.nu/yxrc
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.

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  (541): I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter. http://tfl.nu/zy4z
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back

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  (240): Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back http://tfl.nu/vrz8
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  (214): View more from Texas

  You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night

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  (214): You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night http://tfl.nu/tn8h
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  (716): View more from New York

  I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.

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  (716): I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me. http://tfl.nu/jxfi
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  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend

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  (715): The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend http://tfl.nu/mjw0
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