You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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