Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

it's gonna be a chat room kind of night

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.

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(703): View more from Virginia

of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.

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(712): View more from Iowa

in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!

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(719): View more from Colorado

I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.

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