did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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