just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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