Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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