ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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