he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
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