okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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