nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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