I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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