actually, I'm a sock model
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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